People Think I Am The Crazy Person

It's Frightening, The Way Life Speeds Up. When You're At School, Time Can't Go Fast Enough.

Little Did I Know That There's Nothing More Competitive In The World Than A Professional Ballroom Dancer. They Are As Competitive As Olympic Athletes.

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

My Father Earned Every Penny He Had, And I Would Have Loved To Have Bought Him A Rolls-royce Because His Whole Life Was Cars. Sadly, He Didn't Live To See The Day When I Could Have Done That For Him, Which Still Hurts.

He Was So Good At Everything He Did. You Can't Call Ronnie Barker A Comedian. He Was An Actor, And A Great Writer.