People Want To Give Advice But Can't

I Have Two Young Kids. So My Vcr, Like, You Kind Of Have To Sift Through A Lot Of, Like, 'animal Mechanicals,' 'mickey Mouse Clubhouse.'

There's Such A Crazy Social Expectation Now That We Put On Ourselves And On Each Other About What Motherhood Is Supposed To Look And Feel Like. And It's Impossible To Live Up To Those Standards. You're Setting Yourself Up For Failure At Every Possible Turn.

I've Had Chapters In My Work Life That Have Kind Of Coincided With The Place I Am In Mine. I Had The Best-friend Phase, And The Pregnant-woman Phase - For A While, I Was Pregnant In Every Movie.

Being On The Outside Of Something, Watching Someone Make A Risky Decision, It's So Easy To Judge Someone For That. But When You're In It, It's Impossible To See It.

There Is A Lot Of Kissing In 'boeing-boeing.' A Lot! And Not Pecks On The Cheek Or Lips - Although There's Some Of That, Too - But Full-on, Farcical Lip Locks. My Poor Husband. He Definitely Wasn't Prepared For As Much Smooching As There Is.