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Failure Concentrates The Mind Wonderfully. If You Don't Make Mistakes, You're Not Trying Hard Enough.

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.

Don't Move," Said Sprockett."mimes Don't Generally Attack Unless They Are Threatened.

The Government Was To Raise The Duty On Cheese To 83 Percent, An Unpopular Move That Would Doubtless Have The More Militant Citizens Picketing Cheese Shops.

Because There's Someone Else Here In East Carmin. Someone Hopelessly Unsuitable. It's All A Really Bad Idea And Will Lead To Trouble Of The Worst Sort. But No Matter What, Every Minute In Her Presence Makes My Life A Minute More Complete.