People Who Shop In Health Food Stores

I Feel Confident Writing On My Feet With Improv, But It's Different When You're Sitting Down And Writing It Out.

I Have Always Wanted A Bunny And I'll Always Have A Rabbit The Rest Of My Life.

I Was Just A Kid. I Think I Stole A Candy Bar. I Remember Feeling So Terrible. It Was The Worst Shock. I Was Probably 7. That's My Least Favorite Feeling: Guilt.

Exercise Your Imagination Muscle! How Many Uses Can You Come Up With For A Flowerpot? Write Down Your Answers. But Don't Write Them In This Book. Grab A Separate Sheet Of Paper. I Didn't Spend Two And A Half Weeks Writing A Book Just So You Could Mark Up The Pages With Your Silly Ideas For Things You Can Do With A Flowerpot. When It Comes Down To It, What's Wrong With A Flowerpot Not Being A Flowerpot? Why Is Nothing Ever Good Enough For You?

I Really Don't Like Going Out. I Don't Like Restaurants Because I Don't Like The Idea Of Someone, A Waitress, Being Responsible For My Evening. I Like Seconds, And More, And Lots Of Conversation, And I've Always Hated The Idea That In A Restaurant An Evening Just Ends. I Find That Incredibly Depressing.