Personally I Give Us . . .

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

Perhaps I'm Not A Good Actor, But I Would Be Even Worse At Doing Anything Else.

When You Hear Someone From The Very North Of Scotland Speaking, I Think Its Nice, Very Musical And Harmonious.

The Knighthood I Received Was A Fantastic Honour But It's Not Something I've Ever Used And I Don't Think I Ever Will.

Sometimes A Woman Just Needs To Be Slapped.