Personally, I've Decided To Stop Evolving.

A Friendship Between Reporter And Source Lasts Only Until It Is Profitable For One To Betray The Other.

Celebrity Is The Religion Of Our Time.

Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well As Drip With Contempt.

My Eating Habits Were So Bad For Many Years That I Didn't Actually Know The Intricacies Of Making A Salad.

If You're Famous Enough, The Rules Don't Apply.