Peter Sellers Was Just A Brilliant Actor,

Warren Beatty Once Told Me That If Someone's Really Stuck On You, Find Them Their Next Boyfriend. But I Could Never Do That.

It May Or May Not Sound Pretentious. But I`ve Turned Down, Consciously And Specifically, Many Jobs I Knew Would Have Been A Pretty Surefire Way To Go About Making A Lot Of Money, Being Recognized And Gaining Power In The Industry.

I Don't Think Of My Life As A Cliche, But I'm A Cliche Eccentric. Complete With A Strange Name - I Mean, Who's Named Val? How Many Vals Do You Know? I Mean, Really?

News Is Something That Happens That Matters To You, Which Is Not Most Of What We Watch On Television.

There Was No One Around Called 'val' When I Was Young, So I Wanted To Be John Or Bill. Now I Like It.