Piety Is The Tinfoil Of Pretense.

An Enemy Is Anyone Who Tells The Truth About You.

I Do Not Read A Book; I Hold A Conversation With The Author.

Jealousy Seems The Absolute Reversal Of Love. It Is The Swinging From The Sunny Warmth Of The Equator To The Frigid Cold Of The North Pole.

To Supply A Thought Is Mental Massage; But To Evolve A Thought Of Your Own Is An Achievement. Thinking Is A Brain Exercise And No Faculty Grows Save As It Is Exercised.

I Believe In Courtesy, In Kindness, In Generosity, In Good Cheer, In Friendship And In Honest Competition. I Believe There Is Something Doing Somewhere, For Every Man Ready To Do It. I Believe I'm Ready, Right Now.