Pity, N. A Failing Sense Of Exemption,

Pleonasm, N. An Army Of Words Escorting A Corporal Of Thought.

True, Man Does Not Know Woman. But Neither Does Woman.

Redemption, N. Deliverance Of Sinners From The Penalty Of Their Sin, Through Their Murder Of The Deity Against Whom They Sinned . . . . Whoso Believeth In It Shall Not Perish, But Have Everlasting Life In Which To Try To Understand It.

Calamities Are Of Two Kinds: Misfortunes To Ourselves, And Good Fortune To Others.

You Can Effect A Change Of Robbers Every Four Years. Inestimable Privilege - To Pull Off The Glutted Leech And Attach The Lean One! And You Can Not Even Choose Among The Lean Leeches, But Must Accept Those Designated By The Programmers And Showmen Who Have The Reptiles On Tap!