Plans Are Worthless. Planning Is Priceless.

I Am Certainly Not One Of Those Who Need To Be Prodded. In Fact, If Anything, I Am The Prod.

Baldwin Thought Europe Was A Bore, And Chamberlain Thought It Was Only A Greater Birmingham.

When They Told Me That By The Year 2100 Women Would Rule The World, My Reply Was 'still?'

Mr Churchill, To What Do You Attribute Your Success In Life? Conservation Of Energy. Never Stand Up When You Can Sit Down. And Never Sit Down When You Can Lie Down.

When Someone Says To Me, Ugh, You Smoke. I Reply, Ugh, You're Ugly. I Can Quit Smoking.