Please Don't Retouch My Wrinkles. It Took

Please Don't Retouch My Wrinkles. It Took Me So Long To Earn Them.

Great Passions, My Dear, Don't Exist: They're Liars Fantasies. What Do Exist Are Little Loves That May Last For A Short Or A Longer While.

A Divorcee Is A Women Who Got Married So She Didn't Have To Work, But Now Works So She Doesn't Have To Get Married.

Children Are Like Puppies: You Have To Keep Them Near You, And Look After Them, If You Want Their Affection.

Ah, The Feeling You Get Holding A Diamond In Your Hand! It Seems To Bore Into Your Skin, To Burn, To Breathe. It's Like Holding A Bit Of The Moon In Your Hand.