Please Don't Retouch My Wrinkles. It Took

Children Are Like Puppies: You Have To Keep Them Near You, And Look After Them, If You Want Their Affection.

Please Don't Retouch My Wrinkles. It Took Me So Long To Earn Them.

It's So Unfair That We Should Die, Just Because We Are Born.

A Divorcee Is A Women Who Got Married So She Didn't Have To Work, But Now Works So She Doesn't Have To Get Married.

[to Reporter Who Telephoned With News Of Her Oscar:] If You Are Joking Me, I Will Get Up Immediately And Kill You Wherever You Are.