Please Excuse Jason From Eternal Damnation. He

A General Never Shows Despair. He Instills Confidence In His Troops. He Leads Them Forward, Even Into The Mouth Of Death.

Yeah, Well. I Don’t Try To Be Awesome. It Just Comes Natural.

He Had A Crush On A Blueberry Bush Once.

You, Sir, Are A Ray Of Sunshine. -percy Jackson

Why Didn’t You Sleep With The Headrest?” I Shrugged. “it Was Uncomfortable.” I Looked At Sadie For Support. “you Didn’t Use It, Did You?” Sadie Rolled Her Eyes. “well, Of Course I Did. It Was Obviously There For A Reason.