Pleasure, N. The Least Hateful Form Of

Reverence For The Supreme Being, Based Upon His Supposed Resemblance To Man. The Pig Is Taught By Sermons And Epistles / To Think The God Of Swine Has Snout And Bristles.

In This World One Must Have A Name; It Prevents Confusion, Even When It Does Not Establish Identity. Some, Though, Are Known By Numbers, Which Also Seem Inadequate Distinctions.

The Best Kind Of Onion Soup Is The Simplest Kind.

Ugliness, N. A Gift Of The Gods To Certain Women, Entailing Virtue Without Humility.

Geographer, N. A Chap Who Can Tell You Offhand The Difference Between The Outside Of The World And The Inside.