Poetry Is Very Similar To Music, Only

I Am Two Lesbians In A Man's Body.

I'm An Action Transvestite Really, So It's Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees Putting On Make-up When You're Up There!

Honey Bees Are Amazing Creatures. I Mean, Think About It, Do Earwigs Make Chutney?

Makeup's Just Crazy, Anyways. Native Americans Used To Wear It, And It Did All Right For Them Until, Uh ... Well, Until You Killed Them All, I Suppose.

Learning That You Have Stamina Is An Excellent Thing To Know. If A Project Fails, I Know I Can Pick Myself Up.