Political Advice Is A Bit Like Your

All You Need To Know Is This. You Can Never Go Wrong By Voting For A Bill That Fails, Or Against A Bill That Passes.

Barry Goldwater Once Said Ruefully, And I Know How He Feels. "it's A Great Country, Where Anybody Can Grow Up To Be President . . . Except Me."

Elizabeth's Back At The Red Cross, And I'm Walking The Dog.

Sure, Losing An Election Hurts, But I've Experienced Worse. And At An Age When Every Day Is Precious, Brooding Over What Might Have Been Is Self-defeating. In Conceding The 1996 Election, I Remarked That "tomorrow Will Be The First Time In My Life I Don't Have Anything To Do." I Was Wrong. Seventy-two Hours After Conceding The Election, I Was Swapping Wisecracks With David Letterman On His Late-night Show.

President Ronald Reagan On His 1980 Opponent: "i Had A Dream The Other Night. I Dreamed That Jimmy Carter Came To Me And Asked Why I Wanted His Job. I Told Him I Didn't Want His Job. I Want To Be President."