Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich

We Were Ensconced As Guests Of The Exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, An Edifice So Swank That The Fire Ax In The Hall Outside Our Suite Said: "in Case Of Fire-break Crystal."

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

Statistics Show That Many People Watch Our Show From The Bedroom. And People You Ask Into Your Bedroom Have To Be More Interesting Than Those You Ask Into Your Living Room. I Kid You Not!

Looking Back, My Life So Far Seems Like One Long Obstacle Race, With Me As Its Chief Obstacle.

The Only Non-believer I Encountered Was Oscar Levant Who Wouldn't Visit Disneyland Because He Said He Had His Own Hallucinations.