Pope Paul Iii Was The Greatest Thief

I Did Quite Enjoy The Days When One Went For A Beer At One's Local In Paris And Woke Up In Corsica.

Being Sober For So Many Years Is Getting Interesting.

Not Everyone Can Become A Great Artist; But A Great Artist *can* Come From *anywhere*.

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.