Pornography And Cooking Shows Have Created Two

Pain Pays No Attention To Moans Or Excuses.

Expenditure Now Attracts Fame As Conquest Once Did.

Lovers Always Believe One Another's Sleight-of-hand Tricks.

The Sentimental Want To Be Thrilled By Everything.

At The Dinner Table, If You Can't Think Of Anything To Say, Sit Quietly. Don't Throw Rolls, Or Chew On Your Napkin.