Portland Is Where Young People Go To

I Was In A Band And It Wasn't Working Out The Way I Wanted. Then Somehow, Little By Little, I Started Doing A Couple Comedy Things. All Of A Sudden I Was Being Asked To Do More And More Comedy Things. There Was This Message From The World Saying, "maybe You Should Go This Direction."

Rules Are Really Weird Things, Aren't They? I Feel Like The More I Do Something, The More I See Through Rules. I See The Reason To Ignore It, But At The Same Time, "that's Why They Made That Rule!"

The More I Keep Myself Occupied And Jump From Thing To Thing, The More I Think It Enriches Both.

"macarena" Is A Great Song. If Music Is Something You Can Remember - The Worst Crime Music Can Do Is To Be Forgettable.

That Smile On Stive Jobs Face... My Impersonation Came From Being A Fan.