Praise Me Not Too Much, Nor Blame

There Is A Fullness Of All Things, Even Of Sleep And Love.

Even A Fool Learns Something Once It Hits Him.

Accept These Grateful Tears...for Thee They Flow, For Thee... That Ever Felt Another's Woe.

Fear, O Achilles, The Wrath Of Heaven; Think On Your Own Father And Have Compassion Upon Me, Who Am The More Pitiable

Union Rule 26: Every Employee Must Win 'worker Of The Week' At Least Once, Regardless Of Gross Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor.