Prayers Are To Men As Dolls Are

Life Is Like Music; It Must Be Composed By Ear, Feeling, And Instinct, Not By Rule.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

Money Is The Last Enemy That Shall Never Be Subdued. While There Is Flesh There Is Money Or The Want Of Money, But Money Is Always On The Brain So Long As There Is A Brain In Reasonable Order.

All Animals, Except Man, Know That The Principal Business Of Life Is To Enjoy It.

Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.