Prayers Are To Men As Dolls Are

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

Life Is One Long Process Of Getting Tired.

Marriage Is Distinctly And Repeatedly Excluded From Heaven. Is This Because It Is Thought Likely To Mar The General Felicity?

All Philosophies, If You Ride Them Home, Are Nonsense, But Some Are Greater Nonsense Than Others.

If Life Must Not Be Taken Too Seriously, Then So Neither Must Death.