Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw

Every Time I Hear The Word Conservative It Makes Me Sick To My Stomach.

Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.

I Don't Have Time To Put Up With The Politics. Who's A Democrat? Who's A Republican? Who's Liberal? Who's Conservative? Man, Can My Daughter Just Go To A School And Not Get Killed? Can These People Get A Good Job? That's What I'm Concerned About.

Poor People Cannot Rely On The Government To Come To Help You In Times Of Need. You Have To Get Your Education. Then Nobody Can Control Your Destiny.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.