Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw

Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw Fans Out Of Money.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.