Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw

If A Guy Drew A Charge On Me, I Tried To Kick Him In The Balls.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw Fans Out Of Money.

Every Time I Hear The Word Conservative It Makes Me Sick To My Stomach.

I Was A Republican Until They Lost Their Minds