Pretty Girls Have Problems Too.

I Love Black People, But I Hate Niggers.

I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When They Get A Real No-camera Policy, The Same Way They Did With Smoking.

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

I Love Having Somebody There - That Companion Thing. You Know Who You're Going To Eat With, Who You're Going To See A Movie With.

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.