Pride Gets Into The Coach, And Shame

I Wish It Were Possible, From This Instance, To Invent A Method Of Embalming Drowned Persons In Such A Manner That They May Be Recalled To Life At Any Period, However Distant; For Having A Very Ardent Desire To See And Observe The State Of America A Hundred Years Hence, I Should Prefer To Any Ordinary Death The Being Immersed In A Cask Of Madeira Wine With A Few Friends Till That Time, To Be Then Recalled To Life By The Solar Warmth Of My Dear Country!

I Fear The Man Who Drinks Water And So Remembers This Morning What The Rest Of Us Said Last Night

Not To Oversee Workmen Is To Leave Them Your Purse Open.

When Will Mankind Be Convinced And Agree To Settle Their Difficulties By Arbitration?

The United States Constitutional Convention, Except For Three Or Four Persons, Thought Prayers Unnecessary.