Privilege (to The Privileged) Means Having Private

If Per Capita Was A Problem, Decapita Could Be Arranged.

Cats Gravitate To Kitchens Like Rocks Gravitate To Gravity.

As We All Know, The Discworld Is A Flat Planet - Like A Geological Pizza, But Without The Anchovies.

It Is Often Said That Before You Die Your Life Passes Before Your Eyes. It Is In Fact True. It's Called Living.

I Believe It Should Be Possible For Someone Stricken With A Serious And Ultimately Fatal Illness To Choose To Die Peacefully With Medical Help, Rather Than Suffer.