Promiscuity Turns Sex Into A Sport, Like

Secrets Die When Kept Or Revealed. They Live By Being Faintly And Uncertainly Repeated.

Vacations Prove That A Life Of Pleasure Is Overrated.

When A Man Bores A Woman, She Complains. When A Woman Bores A Man, He Ignores Her.

Matter-of-fact Descriptions Make The Improbable Seem Real.

Infallibility And Invincible Ignorance Are The Same Thing.