Property Is Organized Robbery.

The Best Way To Get Your Point Across Is To Entertain.

Syllables Govern The World.

When A Man Says Money Can Do Anything, That Settles It: He Hasn't Got Any.

Liquor Is The Chloroform Which Enables The Poor Man To Endure The Painful Operation Of Living.

You Propound A Complicated Arithmetical Problem: Say Cubing A Number Containing Four Digits. Give Me A Slate And Half An Hour's Time, And I Can Produce A Wrong Answer.