Psychoanalysis Is The Mental Illness It Purports

Matrimony Is The Union Of Meanness And Martyrdom.

"a Cigar," Said The Altruist, "a Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit."

Sex Education Is Legitimate In That Girls Cannot Be Taught Soon Enough How Children Don't Come Into The World.

Where Do I Find The Time For Not Reading So Many Books?

Morality Is The Tendency To Pour Out The Baby With The Bathwater.