Puccini - Silver Macaroni, Exquisitely Tangled.

Morality Is The Theory That Every Human Act Must Be Either Right Or Wrong, And That 99 % Of Them Are Wrong.

The Trouble With Communism Is The Communists, Just As The Trouble With Christianity Is The Christians.

A Puritan Is Someone Who Is Desperately Afraid That, Somewhere, Someone Might Be Having A Good Time.

When I Reach The Shades At Last It Will No Doubt Astonish Satan To Discover, On Thumbing My Dossier, That I Was A Member Of The Y.m.c.a.

Theology Is The Effort To Explain The Unknowable In Terms Of The Not Worth Knowing.