Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which

Barometer, N.: An Ingenious Instrument Which Indicates What Kind Of Weather We Are Having.

Convent - A Place Of Retirement For Women Who Wish For Leisure To Meditate Upon The Sin Of Idleness.

Duty - That Which Sternly Impels Us In The Direction Of Profit, Along The Line Of Desire.

Decide, V.i. To Succumb To The Preponderance Of One Set Of Influences Over Another Set.

Last, N. A Shoemaker's Implement, Named By A Frowning Providence As Opportunity To The Maker Of Puns.