Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which

Monarchical Government, N. Government.

Advice: The Suggestions You Give Someone Else Which You Hope Will Work For Your Benefit.

There Is Nothing New Under The Sun But There Are Lots Of Old Things We Don't Know.

Miss: A Title With Which We Brand Unmarried Women To Indicate That They Are In The Market. Miss, Misses (mrs.) And Mister (mr.) Are The Three Most Distinctly Disagreeable Words In The Language, In Sound And Sense.

There Was Never A Genius Who Was Not Thought A Fool Until He Disclosed Himself; Whereas He Is A Fool Then Only.