Puns Are A Form Of Humor With

I Describe My Works As Books, But My Publishers In Spain, In The United States, And Elsewhere Insist On Calling Them Novels

I Left My Country Because I Was Forced To, And I Do Not Think That I Am Going To Lose My Language Because I Live In England

I Was Never A True Journalist, I Was A Movie Critic.

My Parents Were Founders Of The Cuban Communist Party, And I Grew Up Extremely Poor.

My Mother Had Been Educated At A Convent, And She Had Been Converted To Communism By My Father During Stalin's Most Rampant Period, At The Beginning Of The 1930s. So She Had Two Gods, God In Heaven And God On Earth.