Push, N. One Of The Two Things

Bore, N. A Person Who Talks When You Wish Him To Listen.

Coronation: The Ceremony Of Investing A Sovereign With The Outward And Visible Signs Of His Divine Right To Be Blown Skyhigh With A Dynamite Bomb.

Fickleness, N. The Iterated Satiety Of An Enterprising Affection.

While You Have A Future Do Not Live Too Much In Contemplation Of Your Past: Unless You Are Content To Walk Backward The Mirror Is A Poor Guide.

A Revolution Is A Violent Change Of Mismanagement.