Queen Elizabeth, She's The Ultimate Hypocrite!

We Both Liked The Idea But Couldn't Figure Out A Way To Get Up To The Roof. Vince Had Just Seen The Spider-man Movie And Suggested We Shoot Webs Out Of Our Wrists And Swing Up There. We Asked Vince Not To Contribute Any More Ideas.

I've Always Been Pretty Good At Remembering The Details About Certain Things.

I Just Know That I Had Great Matches Pretty Much Every Night. I Had Great Rapport With The Fans. I Could Make Them Love Me Or Hate Me Depending On What I Wanted.

In True Rock Star Fashiuon, I Had Insomina Last Night And I Didn't Sleep At All. So All I Need Is A Bottle Of Jack Daniels And Some Groupies, And I'll Be Just Like David Lee Roth.

Congratulations To One Of My Favorite Opponents And Greatest Rivals On Returning To The Wwe. The Rock Is The Best Promo Man Of All Time.