Rather Be Dead Than Cool.

I Wasn’t Thriving Socially, So I Stayed In My Room And Played Guitar All The Time, At The Time, I Thought I Was Inventing A New Sound That Would Change The Whole Outlook Of Music. I’ve Discovered In The Last Few Years That It Was Just The Seattle Sub Pop Sound.

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.

People Think Of Life As Being So Sacred And They Feel Like This Is Their Only Chance And They Have To Do Something With Their Life And Make An Impact As Far As I'm Concerned, It's Just A Pitstop For The Afterlife. It's Just A Little Test To See How You Can Handle Reality.

If You're Really A Mean Person You're Going To Come Back As A Fly And Eat Poop.

I Mean I Like To Be Passionate And Sincere But I Also Like To Have Fun And Act Like A Dork.