Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood.

The Nice Thing About Southerners Is The Way We Enjoy Our Neuroses.

If Whisky Or Salt Won't Cure It, Then To Hell With It. I Worry About Important Things.

God May Have Loved The Common People, But A Trip To Any Shopping Mall Suggests That He Made Far Too Many Of Them.

There Is More Sexism In A Year's Worth Of Movies Than Actually Exists In A Woman's Entire Lifetime.

Golf Is An Exercise In Scottish Pointlessness For People Who Are No Longer Able To Throw Telephone Poles At Each Other.