Reality Is For People Who Can't Face

The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

Real, Constructive Mental Power Lies In The Creative Thought That Shapes Your Destiny, And Your Hour-by-hour Mental Conduct Produces Power For Change In Your Life. Develop A Train Of Thought On Which To Ride. The Nobility Of Your Life As Well As Your Happiness Depends Upon The Direction In Which That Train Of Thought Is Going.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.