Reality Is Something You Rise Above.

There Are So Many Girls, And So Few Princes.

(on Marilyn Monroe) I Was Walking Down Broadway With Her And Nobody Was Stopping Us. She Was Going To (stella Adler's) Actors' Studio, And She Was Taking Me To Show Me What It Was All About. And I Said To Her: "how Come Nobody Is Taking Your Picture?" She Said: "well, Watch." She Took Her Scarf Off, Straightened Her Shoulders, And Draped Something Another Way, And We Were Surrounded. It Must Have Been 400 People. And I Said: "now I Know Why!"

You Don't Know How To Handle Anything Today, Because You Have To Go To Jail To Get Some Press Or Fall Down Drunk.

Well, I'll Tell You Something, This Wedding Is Something That I Will Always, Always Cherish. It Was A Show Of Love And Support And Kindness Like I'd Never Seen From The People, And That's Who I Entertain. I Entertain The People.

I Have Two False Hips, A Wired-up Right Knee, Two Crushed Discs And Scoliosis. If I Don't Dance, I Seize Up.