Reality Is The Only Obstacle To Happiness.

Don't Try To Make Children Grow Up To Be Like You, Or They May Do It.

I Gave Up On New Poetry Myself 30 Years Ago When Most Of It Began To Read Like Coded Messages Passing Between Lonely Aliens In A Hostile World.

Grass Is The Least Rewarding Of All Status Symbols... The Grass Does Nothing But Drink Money, Exhaust Energies, Crush Spirits, Destroy Sleep, Create Tensions And Interfere With The Watching Of Baseball Games, And Sprout Insolent Signs Ordering Humans To Keep Off It.

Anything That Isn't Opposed By About 40 Percent Of Humanity Is Either An Evil Business Or So Unimportant That It Simply Doesn't Matter.

Except For Politics, No Business Is Scrutinized More Exhaustively Than Journalism.