Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst

Listen, You Don't Know Any Better So I'll Just Tell You. You Can't Try To Save Money By Not Having The Right Beer. You Know, You Can Skip Having Medical Insurance, You Can Buy Everything You Own At A Swap Meet But The Right Beer Is What Makes Living Like This Possible.

Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based On Exaggeration, Big Or Small, Whatever You Can Get Away With.

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.

On Other Shows When They Get To The End Of The Scene, They Yell 'cut!' On Whose Line, We Yell 'that's Enough!'

There's Nothing Like The Energy In A Small Comedy Club Room Or A Small Theater When It's Going Really Well. I Can See Everybody's Face Practically In The Whole Room. There's No Cameras In The Way, And It's Just Me.