Rebuttals Never Alter Desire.

Every Work Of Art Changes Its Predecessors.

Self-sacrifice Usually Contains An Unspoken Demand For Payment.

Vicarious Living Is Only Slightly Less Impossible Than Vicarious Eating.

When A Man Bores A Woman, She Complains. When A Woman Bores A Man, He Ignores Her.

I Alternate Between Reading Cook Books And Reading Diet Books.