Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up

You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When The Bartender Knows Your Name -- And You've Never Been To That Bar Before.

I Think Comedy Is A Really, Really Good Tool For Trying To Say Something.

I'm Proud Of The Hangover, But To Be In Movies Like This, Which Are Really The Only Places I Can Get Work, It's Really Quite The Opposite Of What I Am. I Like Sensitive Art-house Movies. I'm Not Even Much Of A Partier. I Mean, I'll Drink Myself Into Oblivion Alone In My Car.

At What Age Do You Think It's Appropriate To Tell A Highway It's Adopted?

If You See Something, Say Something.