Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up

Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.

You Know How Some People Have Gay-dar? I Have Fat-dar. I Can Automatically Tell If You're Fat Or Not. And I Also Have Cerebral-palsy-dar.

As A Comic, It's Anti-comedy To Be Known. I Think A Lot Of Comedic Actors Get Lost In This World Of Hollywood And All This Stuff. They Lose What Brought Them There In The First Place. I'm Very Trepidatious About It.