Regret Leads To Overeating And Naps.

Human Nature Is A Scoundrel's Favorite Explanation.

The Philosophy Of Hedonism Means Little To Lovers Of Pleasure. They Have No Inclination To Read Philosophy, Or To Write It.

Writing Is A Refuge From Unhappiness, But Has Its Own Sorrows.

As Every Cockroach Knows, Thriving On Poisons Is The Secret Of Success.

Narcissus Weeps To Find That His Image Does Not Return His Love.