Regrets And Mistakes, They're Memories Made

I Wanted To Be A Singer Forever. But It's Not Really My Cup Of Tea. Having The Whole World Know Who You Are.

I Can't Dance To Save My Life.

I Love A Card. You Know, Cards? At Birthdays? I Collect Them.

I No Longer Buy Papers Or Tabloids Or Magazines Or Read Blogs. I Used To. But It Was Just Filling Up My Day With Hatred.

I Read A Comment [about Me] On Youtube That I Thought Would Upset Me — ‘test Pilot For Pies’ — But I’ve Always Been A Size 14-16 And Been Fine With It. I Would Only Lose Weight If It Affected My Health Or Sex Life, Which It Doesn’t.