Remember, Life Is Just A Game And

When You Can Spell Subpoena Without Thinking About It, That's When You Know You've Made It.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.

He Who Knows How Will Always Work For He Who Knows Why.

You Want To Know If We're Animals? When I'm On Stage With The Volume Rippling My Body Like A Glass Of Water And Thousands Of People Are Generating Heat In My Direction, There's No Time For Thought. My Basement Facilities Take Over Completely. Sure It's Animal. People Might Like To Talk About Art, But Look Where Art Is, In The Gutter.

When You Get Something Like Mtv, It's Like Regular Television. You Get It, And At First It's Novel And Brand New And Then You Watch Every Channel, Every Show. And Then You Become A Little More Selective And More Selective, Until Ultimately... You Wind Up With A Radio.