Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

When A Man Comes To Me For Advice, I Find Out The Kind Of Advice He Wants, And I Give It To Him.

We Have Some Writers So Abstruse And Deep That They Drown Themselves In Their Fathomless Sentences.

A Man Running For Office Puts Me In Mind Of A Dog That's Lost-he Smells Everybody He Meets, And Wags Himself All Over.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.