Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

It's Not So Hard To Get Rich As It Is To Know When You Have Gotten Rich.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Reason Often Makes Mistakes, But Conscience Never Does.

Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.

The Man Who Has Never Been Tempted Doesn't Know How Dishonest He Is.