Remember To Be As Smart As You

I Got To Play Santa, Too. It's Really Important To Play Santa, You Know.

Death Is Not My Best Subject.

I Like Chicago. It's A Great City. It's Always Fun To Revisit It.

Just Because You’ve Only Been Alive For Fifteen Years Doesn’t Mean You’re Less Anything Except Old. That’s All It Means. It Doesn’t Mean You’re Less Experienced. It Doesn’t Mean You’re Less Intelligent. It Doesn’t Mean You’re Less Sensitive. It Doesn’t Mean You Take Things Less Seriously. It’s Like, These Are Younger Human Beings, Meaning Don’t, Because They’re Only Ten, Start Thinking That They Don’t Know What You’re Talking About -because They Do. Don’t Leave People Out In The Cold, And Don’t Talk Down To People -don’t. It Never Works Out.

Adam Sandler Is A Really Funny Guy In Real Life. Separate From All Of The Movies, That Is A Funny Man.