Revenge Is Sweet And Not Fattening.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

The Picture's Over. Now I Have To Go And Put It On Film.

Never Judge A Country By Its Politicians.

For Me, Suspense Doesn't Have Any Value If It's Not Balanced By Humor.

The Birds Could Be The Most Terrifying Motion Picture I Have Ever Made.