Ribaldry, N. Censorious Language By Another Concerning

General," Said The Commander Of The Delinquent Brigade, "i Am Persuaded That Any Further Display Of Valor By My Troops Will Bring Them Into Collision With The Enemy.

Delegation, N. In American Politics, An Article Of Merchandise That Comes In Sets.

Obsolete, Adj. No Longer Used By The Timid. Said Chiefly Of Words. A Word Which Some Lexicographer Has Marked Obsolete Is Ever Thereafter An Object Of Dread And Loathing To The Fool Writer . . .

Intimacy, N. A Relation Into Which Fools Are Providentially Drawn For Their Mutual Destruction.

Satiety, N. The Feeling That One Has For The Plate After He Has Eaten Its Contents, Madam.