Rick: Here's Looking At You, Kid.

The Only Reason To Make A Million Dollars In This Business Is To Tell Some Fat Producer To Go To Hell.

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.

I Don't Hurt The Industry. The Industry Hurts Itself, By Making So Many Lousy Movies - As If General Motors Deliberately Put Out A Bad Car.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own.