Right Before Mag Seven I Did A

I Was Feeling Real Good And Real Manly. Until A Real Cowboy Walked By And Told Me I Had My Hat On Backwards. So Much For My Career As A Cowboy.

My Moral Compass Swings Far To The Left, But When It Comes To Gratuitous Violence, I Have Trouble.

Unforgiven, I Think, Is The Best Western Ever.

I'd Rather Have A Small Part In A Good Film With Good People Than Play The Lead In Something I Don't Really Care For.

I Had A Weird Situation Were Someone Used My Name To Extort Money From A Woman. He Took Her For 60 Or 80 Thousand Dollars. He Is In Prison Now. It Was On Sally.